Last week whenI was in Florida a teacher requested that I tell the story of “The CrookedMouth Family.” I had not told thatstory in so long I had forgotten all about it. Everyone seemed to enjoy it, so I wanted to share it withyou. It’s best if you light a realcandle to tell the story, but in the classroom I would just pretend my indexfinger was the candle. You’ll needto practice this story several times in front of a mirror before attempting itin front of a group.
This is a storyabout a silly family called the Crooked Mouths.
FatherCrooked Mouth could only talk out of the left side of his mouth like this. (Say this out of the left corner ofyour mouth. Every time fathertalks in the story say it from the left side of your mouth.)
MotherCrooked Mouth could only talk out of the right side of her mouth likethis. (When mother speaks say itfrom the right side of your mouth.)
BrotherCrooked Mouth could only talk out of the bottom of his mouth like this. (Stick out chin and bottom teeth totalk like brother.)
AndSister Crooked Mouth could only talk out of the top of her mouth likethis. (Stick out top teeth andtalk for sister.)
Onenight when the Crooked Mouths had gone to bed they heard a strange noisedownstairs.
“Oh,dear,” said mother. “What couldthat be?”
“Well,I better go see,” said father. Sohe lit a candle and walked downstairs. (Take a candle and light it or hold up your index finger and pretend itis a candle.)
Helooked all around, but he didn’t see a thing. Father decided to go back upstairs and go to bed. He tried to blow out the candle. “Whh! Whh!” (Blow fromthe left side of mouth.) But hecouldn’t blow it out.
“Oh,dear,” said mother. “Let metry. Whh! Whh!” (Blow from right side of mouth.) But she couldn’t blow it out either.
“Oh,dear,” said father.
“Oh,dear,” said mother. “What shall wedo?”
“Let’sgo wake up brother,” said father. So father and mother went to brother’s room.
“Wakeup, brother,” said mother. “Fatherlit a candle and we can’t blow it out.”
Sobrother took the candle and he tried to blow it out. “Whh! Whh!” (Blow from bottom ofmouth.) But he couldn’t blow itout either.
“Oh,dear,” said father.
“Oh,dear,” said mother. “What shall wedo?”
“Let’sgo wake up sister,” said brother. So mother and father and brother went to sister’s room.
“Wakeup, sister,” said brother. “Fatherlit a candle and we can’t blow it out.”
Sosister took the candle and she tried to blow it out. “Whh! Whh!” (Blow from the top ofmouth.) But she couldn’t blow itout either.
“Oh,dear,” said father.
“Oh,dear,” said mother.
“Oh,dear,” said brother.
“Oh,dear,” said sister. “What shall wedo?”
Justthen they heard someone knock on the front door. (Knock! Knock!) They wentdownstairs and it was Officer O’Brien.
“What’sgoing on?” he asked. “You’veawakened the whole neighborhood with all your commotion.”
“Well,I lit a candle and I can’t blow it out,” said father.
“Ican’t blow it out either,” said mother.
“Ican’t blow it out either,” said brother.
“Boohoo hoo,” cried sister.
OfficerO’Brien laughed, took the candle, and blew it out. Then he told the Crooked Mouths good night and left.
Mother,father, brother, and sister started back upstairs to get in bed.
“Oh,dear,” said mother. “I can’t see athing.”
“Neithercan I,” said sister.
“Well,I better light a candle,” said father. (Pretend to light the candle again.